Secret Public Journal

When I’m losing an argument

sodamnrelatable:

 

(Source: onlylolgifs, via twistedtheory)

DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.

100% FUCKING MAJESTIC

(Source: youarefuckingmajestic, via l0ur)

an open letter to yahoo

aiclan:

fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like

(via laughingnancy)

foreveralone-lyguy:

australiansanta:

imagine if plants had dicks and vaginas

(via laughingnancy)

• sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

aboutexhaleprivilege:

gothicwoadie:

dietchola:

those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca

ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones

Someone making a white girls joke:

Someone making a black girls joke:

(via laughingnancy)

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

(via laughingnancy)

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via laughingnancy)

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

concentration-lamp:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

I’m too ugly to sext

its ok ill just sext myself

it isnt working

Try sending yourself nudes.

oh crap i accidentally sent them to my mom

(via laughingnancy)

svviffer:

yourtubes:

what if your penis could talk

it would probably be a dick all the time

(via laughingnancy)

gentlemanstatus:

There is no inappropriate time to eat a taco

(via punkmonksteven)