DON’T EVER ASK ANYONE IF YOU LOOK OKAY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOOK FUCKING MAJESTIC. EVEN AT 5AM WHEN YOU GET UP TO PEE AND CATCH SIGHT OF YOURSELF IN THE BATHROOM MIRROR AND YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE AND YOU’VE GOT PILLOW CREASES ON YOUR FACE, EVEN WHEN YOU’RE OUT AND YOUR TOP IS DIRTY AND DOESN’T MATCH YOUR PANTS, EVEN WHEN YOUR DRINK IS DOWN YOUR TOP AND YOUR MAKE UP ACROSS YOUR FACE.
100% FUCKING MAJESTIC
fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
imagine if plants had dicks and vaginas
those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
I’m too ugly to sext
its ok ill just sext myself
it isnt working
Try sending yourself nudes.
oh crap i accidentally sent them to my mom
what if your penis could talk
it would probably be a dick all the time
There is no inappropriate time to eat a taco